the staff!

[i r o n i c-]

Here you can find the staff of UI. Brief descriptions of self and greetings and what-not such information shall now come in a flood of unwarranted loving huggles! YAY!

[i r o n i c-]

THISISIRONY

hey kiddos. hello indeed. welcome to my humble abode. it's such a pleasure to have you. no, really, it is! i am just so happy to see you here, with me... close enough that i could just reach out and rape touch you. but i won't. that's for later.

i'm assuming, if you're reading this, you're either really bored, curious about this site and those who run it, or a new member hoping to get all the juicy secrets on the staff so you can manipulate us right from the get-go.

either way, you're taking the time to read this, and for that, i salute you.

i am irony. my real name is andrew hussie betty crocker YOUR MOM not any of your business, i assure you. i like long walks on the beach, snuggling, and rain. i am very ironic, as my name might imply. sarcasm is my virtue. my blessing and my curse. so try to bear my insults and very bad jokes, and take everything i say with a grain (or two) or salt. but on a serious noooooote....

i love all of you. every single one of you. so please remember that.

annnnnd i'll update this more as i deem fit.

UND I SWAR WOLFY YOU BEHTUH POST ONE OF THESE RIGHT HURR TOO OR SO HELP MEH. C:<

[Wolfy]

Oh, hello! I'm Wolfy, one of your Administrators! I've, sadly, only been into Homestuck for a few months, but i am LOVING this fandom so far! And I'm sure I'll love it in twenty years!
I'm sure that you all will be appalled when I say that I'm merely thirteen years of age.Ah, but don't fret! I'll be fourteen in a matter of days, really. As Irony has practically gone inactive, I've taken on this forum as my own until I contact her and see what's up. I've modified the skin, added images, made the plot and various other things to this place, and I'm rather proud of it since, quite frankly, it was a pain in the ass! Though if you have any questions, concerns, suggestions, or anything else, feel free to shoot me a PM and I'll be glad to comply! c:

On a lighter note, I constantly typo and type too quickly for my thoughts, therefore I may say something I regret later. But keep in mind, I usually just mean to pick fun! c: I'm prone to have high muse one minute and no muse the other, so I'm sorry if it takes me forever to reply! I'm also currently planning my own Homestuck Story in my head including one of my characters, Jennifer, and those of her session c: Talk to me often and you might heard a bit about it c;