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Post by i r o n i c- on Jun 24, 2011 10:05:36 GMT -5
Sburb and Sgrub have had their days. They're done. The games have been considered as highly dangerous and are no longer sold across Earth (yet Sgrub is still on the market, but rarely). Andrew Hussie himself, the CEO and Make of M-US (Multi-Universal Sburb/Sgrub) has decided that this act of blasphemy is completely outrageous and a pile of shit. So, what does he do? He goes Hussie-in, of course. He Hussie's over to his infamous computer and brings up that glitched old file of his in a rage, and sends it to every single Sburb/Sgrub player in the multiverse. What did this file hold, you may ask? What, you think we're going to tell you? ...Fine, Jegus. It contained a whole new planet. A wannabe-Earth-and-Alteria mix-up that has been Mr. Andrew's latest project. Merely half-finished, half of this world--dubbed Oblivia--is either nonexistent of a wasteland.
So, you know, obviously everybody has to open it. Who wouldn't? I mean, it's a file from the maker of the best game in the worlds labeled "OPEN ME I'M SPECIAL". Exactly. You'd open it too.
Turns out this file not only shows you Oblivia, but wrecks your computer as a massive black whole shoes up and swallows your house full. And then, BAM. You're in some weird planet that you've never heard of. Miracles, dude, that only Hussie can make. Now, besides the obvious murderous spree, just what are you going to do to survive on Oblivia?
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